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 Post subject: The Biker Kiss
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:15 am 
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous!
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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 Post subject: Re: The Biker Kiss
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:41 am 
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so wrong

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 Post subject: Re: The Biker Kiss
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:51 am 
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But very very funny

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