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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:17 am 
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in East Texas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th
row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from
reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,and the blonde yells,
'You stay out of this!
I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!'


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